Bess is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind fly.

Bess created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bess, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bess, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bess' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Put Bess first in all things.