Wiphinmum is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful fly.

Wiphinmum created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiphinmum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wiphinmum, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wiphinmum's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wiphinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.