Milhug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical dryad.

Milhug created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Milhug, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Milhug, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Milhug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Milhug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the north.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not keep four porpoises in a large pit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.