Mipnurflab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic gerbil.

Mipnurflab created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipnurflab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mipnurflab, she will cry a lot.

Mipnurflab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mipnurflab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not keep seven sharks in a large pit.