Konfadhud is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witty yak.

Konfadhud created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Konfadhud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Konfadhud, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Konfadhud's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Konfadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about optics.