Canzenkab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, able yak.

Canzenkab created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canzenkab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Canzenkab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Canzenkab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Canzenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Canzenkab.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.

4. Canzenkab loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Canzenkab in the centre of the settlement.