Nullpinjanxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil wasp.

Nullpinjanxuc created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullpinjanxuc, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nullpinjanxuc, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nullpinjanxuc's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nullpinjanxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.