Rawzaklist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking jaguar.

Rawzaklist created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawzaklist, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawzaklist, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rawzaklist's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rawzaklist's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Run away if seven goats approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.