Buswabcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong bat.

Buswabcuss created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Buswabcuss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Buswabcuss, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Buswabcuss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Buswabcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not take Buswabcuss' name in vain.