Kabdambem is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless hare.

Kabdambem created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabdambem, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kabdambem, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kabdambem's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Kabdambem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near voles while wearing indigo shoes.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing violet dresses and balancing four aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.