Hityamdag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome mongoose.

Hityamdag created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hityamdag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hityamdag, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hityamdag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hityamdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.