Femtaptarg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty fly.

Femtaptarg created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femtaptarg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Femtaptarg, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Femtaptarg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Femtaptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Femtaptarg loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.