Cinfubont is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless finch.

Cinfubont created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Cinfubont, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cinfubont, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cinfubont's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cinfubont's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cinfubont on top of all buildings.