Ragbessfas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional goose.

Ragbessfas created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbessfas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragbessfas, it will turn you into a rat.

Ragbessfas' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ragbessfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Run away if five voles approach from the south.