Gethogmid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody hamster.

Gethogmid created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gethogmid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gethogmid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gethogmid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gethogmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Gethogmid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about nebulae.