Cubyikditdud is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, loving fly.

Cubyikditdud created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubyikditdud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cubyikditdud, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cubyikditdud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cubyikditdud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never talk about galaxies.