Kannurlog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable scorpion.

Kannurlog created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kannurlog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kannurlog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kannurlog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kannurlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Pray towards the east.