Davnibyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, resourceful bat.

Davnibyak created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davnibyak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Davnibyak, she will laugh at you.

Davnibyak's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Davnibyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing cyan trousers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat parsnips.