Labzedbiss Rakgomsab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring yak.

Labzedbiss Rakgomsab created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labzedbiss Rakgomsab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Labzedbiss Rakgomsab, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Labzedbiss Rakgomsab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Labzedbiss Rakgomsab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labzedbiss Rakgomsab.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Labzedbiss Rakgomsab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear indigo.