Banliknat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient seal.

Banliknat created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Banliknat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Banliknat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Banliknat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Banliknat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Banliknat on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide from indigo nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.