Komspaghin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty dugong.

Komspaghin created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komspaghin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komspaghin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Komspaghin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Komspaghin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.