Wotlatboss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent bear.

Wotlatboss created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotlatboss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wotlatboss, she will strike you with lightening.

Wotlatboss' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wotlatboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Wotlatboss' priests.