Mapbifdobruttflapfen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish dove.

Mapbifdobruttflapfen created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapbifdobruttflapfen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mapbifdobruttflapfen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mapbifdobruttflapfen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mapbifdobruttflapfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. You must love Mapbifdobruttflapfen.

3. Never paint your head red.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must pray to Mapbifdobruttflapfen five times a day.