Fen Vedcunxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered chinchilla.

Fen Vedcunxuc created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fen Vedcunxuc, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fen Vedcunxuc, she will think nothing of it.

Fen Vedcunxuc's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fen Vedcunxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must pray to Fen Vedcunxuc four times a day.

5. Never feed nuts to nematodes while wearing tights.