Cemarnyog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective weasel.

Cemarnyog created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cemarnyog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cemarnyog, it will strike you with lightening.

Cemarnyog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cemarnyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away if four foxes approach from the west.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.