Negpadquat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonest meerkat.

Negpadquat created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negpadquat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Negpadquat, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Negpadquat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Negpadquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Negpadquat loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Negpadquat on top of important buildings.