Bellnulltar Titsaddud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tranquil cat.

Bellnulltar Titsaddud created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellnulltar Titsaddud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bellnulltar Titsaddud, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bellnulltar Titsaddud's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bellnulltar Titsaddud's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.