Xenrulltal is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, effective faun.

Xenrulltal created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenrulltal, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xenrulltal, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Xenrulltal's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Xenrulltal's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must pray to Xenrulltal nine times a day.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Xenrulltal on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.