Bimbonklen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited crab.

Bimbonklen created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbonklen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bimbonklen, she will not invite you to parties.

Bimbonklen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bimbonklen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck turquoise.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not commit murder.