Catfutlik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever hummingbird.

Catfutlik created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catfutlik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Catfutlik, it will not invite you to parties.

Catfutlik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Catfutlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Catfutlik.

3. Never feed lots of strawberries to goats while wearing green dresses.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.