Sanbankonhap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, irritating duck.

Sanbankonhap created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sanbankonhap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sanbankonhap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sanbankonhap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sanbankonhap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Put Sanbankonhap first in all things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.