Dusscitgen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful guinea pig.

Dusscitgen created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dusscitgen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dusscitgen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dusscitgen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dusscitgen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six foxes approach from the east.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must love Dusscitgen.