Jadlunyog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured hedgehog.

Jadlunyog created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadlunyog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jadlunyog, she will not care.

Jadlunyog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Jadlunyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing green scarves and balancing six zinc spheres on your neck.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.