Homfuncab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured cobra.

Homfuncab created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homfuncab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Homfuncab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Homfuncab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Homfuncab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Put Homfuncab first in all things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Homfuncab.