Banflyhim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless deer.

Banflyhim created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banflyhim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Banflyhim, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Banflyhim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Banflyhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Worship no other gods but Banflyhim.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Banflyhim on top of all buildings.