Mabyarmap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty gerbil.

Mabyarmap created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mabyarmap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabyarmap, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mabyarmap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mabyarmap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.