Honflislik is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, all-powerful mouse.

Honflislik created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Honflislik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Honflislik, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Honflislik's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Honflislik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Hide from white snakes for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.