Lunyogmid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fast raven.

Lunyogmid created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Lunyogmid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunyogmid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lunyogmid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Lunyogmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Lunyogmid on top of all buildings.