Vidrutthun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring snail.

Vidrutthun created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidrutthun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vidrutthun, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vidrutthun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vidrutthun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vidrutthun on top of all buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.