Fobsandgess is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciless raven.

Fobsandgess created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobsandgess, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fobsandgess, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fobsandgess' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fobsandgess' Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.