Getbannigflykimhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful hydra.

Getbannigflykimhiv created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getbannigflykimhiv, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Getbannigflykimhiv, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Getbannigflykimhiv's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Getbannigflykimhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never laugh near horses.

4. You must pray to Getbannigflykimhiv four times a day.

5. Always look after injured moths.