Bonkcat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered shark.

Bonkcat created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkcat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonkcat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bonkcat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bonkcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.