Belltagsterhingovpanken is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast monkey.

Belltagsterhingovpanken created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Belltagsterhingovpanken, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Belltagsterhingovpanken, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Belltagsterhingovpanken's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Belltagsterhingovpanken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Belltagsterhingovpanken loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.