Bangabkin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humane monkey.

Bangabkin created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangabkin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bangabkin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bangabkin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bangabkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Run away if three frogs approach from the west.

4. Never sit in the presence of snakes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.