Badcamfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident dolphin.

Badcamfarn created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badcamfarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badcamfarn, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Badcamfarn's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Badcamfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. You must love Badcamfarn.