Liblabman Dimgiljab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental clam.

Liblabman Dimgiljab created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liblabman Dimgiljab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Liblabman Dimgiljab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Liblabman Dimgiljab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Liblabman Dimgiljab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Liblabman Dimgiljab in the centre of the settlement.