Artgondoddog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying dove.

Artgondoddog created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artgondoddog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Artgondoddog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Artgondoddog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Artgondoddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near squirrels while wearing blue shoes and balancing three gold spheres on your chest.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Do not chop down trees.