Dubsitmet is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient gerbil.

Dubsitmet created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubsitmet, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dubsitmet, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dubsitmet's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dubsitmet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine cats approach from the east.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dubsitmet on top of all buildings.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.