Begtargomt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective jaguar.

Begtargomt created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begtargomt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Begtargomt, he will not care.

Begtargomt's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Begtargomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Hide from gray turtles for they are unholy.

3. Never feed parsnips to geese while wearing red rings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.