Tof is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, narcissistic cobra.

Tof created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Tof, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tof, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tof's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Tof in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Worship no other gods but Tof.